Make the Earth Flat Again!

Posted: 2016/09/18 in Odds & Ends, Politics

Finally . . . my time is here! Time to get some mileage out of my so far unused math major (Dr. Vandenboss, I hope you’re paying attention), I can now share a revelation:
During a piece on one of the current presidential candidates, it was said that we live in a POST-TRUTH WORLD. That being the case, my Post-Truth Theory of the World, which can now be revealed, is as follows:
The earth is NOT a SPHERE but a DODECAHEDRON – a lovely polygon with 12-sides.

Since we are in a Post-Truth world, I expect that, while there may be some controversy among some about this theory, there will surely be considerable support for a dodecahedral earth among all those who are fed up with geography-as-usual and the rigged system of maps and globes that smooth off the edges and points in a way that smacks of excessive geometrical correctness.

Support the Dodecahedron Earth theory—it is the first step back to a world so-called mathematicians and scientists have rejected, but is the post-truth truth, a world in which we really can fall off the edge and beyond those edges be monsters.
MAKE EARTH FLAT AGAIN!

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